The Pity Date

Once upon a time, there was a story of a little girl, a little girl, who was poor, conniving.... scheming, and was willing to do anything to pull herself out of the trailer park she grew up in, anyway that she knew how. That little girl was named Anna Marie Patton. Through lies, manipulations, and some serious cock-sucking techniques, she landed herself a job in the Guardian ad Litum's office of Pinellas County, Florida. Because you see, although she did not care about the welfare of the little children, with her bachelor's degree being in Animal Sciences, her position in the Guardian ad Litum's Department was the perfect place to meet an attorney, and not just any attorney would do---a district attorney. Follow the nefarious, heinous, corruptive, and spellbinding tactics of one Anna Marie Patton, as she takes advantage of Pinellas County State's Attorney Department's newest hire, Robert Hauser, III, by casting her spells into this mismatched relationship, culminating in their ill-fated October 2007 marriage, as demonstrated by his many girlfriends, his other relationships, and his happiness being ransacked by Anna's lecherous ways, continuing well past their fallacious wedding. Based on a true story: Yes, people like this really do exist, as some would say, only in Florida.