Oh Engineering! Oh How You Do Frustrate Me! (In Haiku Format)

Pip Merryweather (odd job engineer) sat at his desk frustrated by engineering and those to whom he reported. He created a single, pithy Haiku to vent his frustration, and he found it far too amusing. Things got way out of hand, and a book was born; a book fraught with pent up frustration and grievances, being vented through the (traditionally calm) 17 syllable Haiku with all the oxymoronic finesse of an exploding comforter.